Thursday, September 02, 2010
Knonie has been moved to WordPress blog...
It would take some time until I move my old posts and start sharing new stuff, so keep visiting:
Saturday, August 14, 2010
I Heart Pakistan ♥
Monday, July 26, 2010
Octopus Paul is a Star... But Bad-Grammar is even more interesting...
Coming to Facebook, the presence of Paul can be seen in the form of many third-party applications.
Let me share two of my observations as screen-shots.
See this:
Just check the Grammar of the developers...
"What did Octopus Paul predicted for you?" should be "What did Octopus Paul predict for you?"
Hey guys... You're making an application for the public, and what kind of impression you're making here. What you're doing is not even a slang.
I checked another application, and still, you can see the weak grammar. "an Octopus" is written as "a Octopus". And then "asked" is termed as "asked to".
"David asked to a Octopus Paul:" is certainly something that's hardly English. One cannot expect that the team of application developers overlooked it and no one noticed it.
And here's the interesting part, where the Paul answers your questions, and see what my friend has asked:
Shuja asked to a Octopus Paul:
octopus paul kamina kutta haina? [Don't you think Octopus Paul is a mean dog?]
And the answer was: Always the same. The answer is YES!
Friday, June 04, 2010
Interesting Text Message responses after Facebook Ban
"So and so has tagged a photo of you".
Below that, there was a picture of donkey drawn in ASCII characters.
I shared it with few of my friends to see how they get it during that time. I received quite different types of responses. I'm posting few of them here.
That's the text message I sent:
(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
\,,/"( , , ) \
//\\ //\\
:-P
Few of the responses are listed below. I have changed the real names to initials for privacy reasons.
Mannan likes this
Shooo cuteeee
:-*
Hahaha. today i was dicusng u wid ur x-collegue "A.R". dat nw knonie has limitd social life wid out facebok.
Hello! Knonie dost.
Not allowed. Site restricted. [...]
Haha yeah, that looks like me.
"S. A" likes your photo. :-P
Hehe :-D
Thank you Knonie Dost.
Like*.
Lol =p funny =p
Fahad Naeem has tagged a photo of you.
(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
\,,/"( , , ) \
//\\ //\\
6 Comments:
*)Hahahaha bohat aala...
*)awsum
*)haha lolz..
*)nice.
*) fitt pic hy
*) yaar ye kb ki hay?
lets show them we dnt need any facebook we hav our own! ;-)
Oh no. Knonie yai kia. Buri baat friends ko aisa Nahi kehtay! But fact remains the same and that is I Love u! Have a great weekend...my balance finished talk to u later!
Hahahaha!
Hahaha, never thought of facebook mobile! :-D
Hahahahaha missing fb? :P
So cute :D
"S. Z" commented on her photo:
:)
Ye Tumne kab se anmol moti send kerna start kr diay.. :P
Are u against fb being banned in pak !?
Facebook itna yaad araha hai kya :p
Monday, May 31, 2010
Yet another Desi Facebook... Some painful observations
Here's a screen-shot of these records:
Almost 90,000 Muslims already United as One Millat/Ummah at MFB."
Friday, May 28, 2010
The other side of blocking Facebook in Pakistan
In a situation like this when the offensive content is hidden, and you need to search for it specially to view it, otherwise, it doesn't hurt, why take the pain and look for things all over the internet to see if there's something that we don't like? And then, cutting the entire country from using internet isn't a solution. Personally, I do not accept the decision of blocking this entire website along with around 800 other websites, because that is such a weak and impractical solution in the long run. I'll write about this, and some more possible solutions in my next blog.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
PAC-MAN is permanent on Google! Play it free!!!
Google is so kind to offer it here on PAC-MAN's 30th anniversary.
Google Rocks!!!
[Src: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/pac-man-rules.html]
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Pacman is 30 years old, and Google is happy about it
The "I'm feeling lucky" button has been changed to "Insert Coin"
It's a Google's version of Pacman, having the maze making the word "Google" in it.
I'm attaching a screenshot of it, in case Google replace it again with the regular logo.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Youtube Blocked on Orders of Pakistan Telecommunication Authority
Micronet has blocked access to www.youtube.com in
compliance with recent orders of Pakistan
Telecommunication Authority (PTA) for containing
blasphemous material and no-action by Youtube to
remove the objectionable hate material from its web
site.
This access would remain blocked till further
orders by PTA.
Best Regards
Manager
Technical Assistance Center
Micronet Broadband Pvt. Ltd.
Islamabad
[That's the email I received from my ISP, and that's perhaps the second time YouTube is blocked in Pakistan by official orders]
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Facebook Blocked on Orders of Lahore High Court
Micronet has blocked access to www.facebook.com
in compliance with orders of Lahore High Court passed today.
Facebook has been holding a competition to draw caricatures
of the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) and has not removed the
objectionable hate materials despite thousands of emails
from Pakistani facebook community.
This access would remain block till 31 May 2010 or further
orders by the Lahore High Court.
Best Regards
Manager
Technical Assistance Center
Micronet Broadband Pvt. Ltd.
Islamabad
[That is the email notification I received from my ISP, Micronet]
So that's the first time Facebook has been blocked in Pakistan.
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Punjabi Poem "Ambri" [Mother] by Anwar Masood, with English Translation
I'm sharing a video of Anwar Masood reciting his famous poem "Ambri", with a short description in the start, taken from a TV program. I have attempted to translate this entire video, including the poem in English for those who don't understand Punjabi. Please note that this translation is not literal.
[Anwar Masood speaks]
"You have said something really nice in the start about this topic [i.e. Mother], and it surely is very hard to talk about it.
It took Ten Years to write me this poem. I was in Pindi Gheb that time, and one night this poem asked me to write it. And then I attempted to pen it down. I realized it afterwards that this poem was sort of revealed entirely upon me in this complete form and composition.
This poem is a true story, and the names of two student in this poem are real as well.
One boy is named Bashir, while his other class-fellow is Akram.
Bashir was late in the class, and the schoolmaster, called "Munshi", asked for the explanation why he was late.
Here, I'm telling it in front of all the audience that I was the schoolmaster in this poem."
You are so late today, Bashir!
Even when your village is quite nearby.
You'll surely get some severe beating as punishment,
As you have almost missed two periods.
[The student, Bashir, replies]
Dear Sir, please listen to my reason first.
Akram has really did the worst today.
He beats his mother, and beats real harsh
And this rascal has crossed the limits today.
He thrashed her till that butter-churning-staff broke.
But when some people gathered from nearby
He picked up his books and ran to school.
Sir, his mother then came to our home
Her face was full of bruises, her hands were swollen much
Her eyes were wet with tears, and lips were bleeding too.
She asked me "O sweet Bashir!
Please do me a favor today, dear!
Take this lunch to my son Akram
As he was cross with me and went without it"
She has cooked these special "Paratha" [bread] for him
And egg-pudding prepared with such care.
She has carefully wrapped his lunch
And handed over to me.
She was repeatedly saying this to me
"Please hurry up dear
Please don't be late.
My son must be fainting with hunger.
That poor soul went to school without eating"
She handed me the lunch
And I headed towards this school.
This Akram has really did the worst today...
Earthquake in Pakistan- 8th October 2005
- God must be Crazy... Sure He is. But People, there's a God inside everything. Make Him Alive!!!
- What's done is done; And what's happening, can we try to make it better?
- If you can't help the Sufferers, No need to watch TV either.
- It could happen to YOU - Every Life is a Single Soul.
- Do you really Love Someone???
- ...
[Some lines about the event that killed around 79,000 people.
Originally written on 11th October, 2005.]
Sunday, May 02, 2010
My Phobias and other annoying things...!!!
I take Phobias as Fears, or rather "Holes" "Voids" in a person.
As a human being, I too have many. The thing is that I realized many of them and controlled them a lot. That's the most interesting part...
According to my rules, there are two solutions of overcoming your fears:
- Avoid that thing, if possible.
- Try to learn to live with it, steadily.
Insects:
Those legged creatures are too annoying, especially when they crawl on your body. I used to fear them a lot when I was a kid. But gradually, I have changed my habits. And now I take these things so ordinary that still I like to catch insects, bugs in my hands. These include Ladybirds, Mantis, Grasshoppers, Crickets, Ants, butterflies and moths, spiders, bees, wasp... still looking for cockroaches.
Heights:
It's not that strong fear, but still, I don’t feel comfortable being on the edges of high roofs and looking down. Maybe, it's a fear of falling. So I don’t usually peep from the roofs.
Certain People:
I don’t feel comfortable sitting in the company of elder people, people having narrow [mental] vision and people wearing Army Uniforms or formal dresses.
Quarrels:
I don't like being into places where people fight, especially physical beating. Similarly, I don’t like wars, neither watch news of this sort. I think that most of our cases can also be solved peacefully.
Accidents:
I always wish to stay away from any big accident or mishap, fire, drowning, road accident, etc.
Vehicles:
That phobia is somewhat still here. I hate vehicles. I always wish to have those old chariots days, or just bicycles around... but we can't help it, these fast moving vehicles are a must. Still, I haven’t practiced driving and not intended to. I guess, I'll do it somehow if I ever try.
Bus...
[Originally written on Aug 25, 2005]
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Which road do I take, Cat...???
Although it's a children's story... but it contains so many lessons of life and I personally in love with this entire piece of writing.
One passage about "Goals" says:
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.~ Lewis Carroll [Alice's Adventures in Wonderland]
Which road do I take? she asked.
Where do you want to go? was his response.
I don't know, Alice answered.
Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter."
It's Simple...
When you don't know where you want to go, it doesnt matter which path you choose. A definite Goal is necessary for taking decisions.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
PEPSI - What's in a name...?!!!
"Pepsi-Cola was first made in New Bern, North Carolina, in the early 1890s, by pharmacist Caleb Bradham and was originally called "Brad's drink". [...] As Pepsi was initially intended to cure stomach pains, Bradham coined the name Pepsi from the condition dyspepsia - stomach ache or indigestion. It was later named Pepsi Cola, possibly due to the digestive enzyme pepsin and kola nuts used in the recipe. The name was trademarked on June 16, 1903."
"In 1893, pharmacist Caleb Bradham (USA) created a beverage called "Brad's Drink" intended to alleviate the ailment caused by peptic acid* unbalance in the stomach. Five years later this beverage became officially known as "Pepsi Cola" due to the association with peptic acid."[*Peptic Acid - Found in Human Stomach that helps in Digestion]
Friday, April 16, 2010
The term "Tons" in Air Conditioning...!!!
It's often funny when someone says that "Tons in Air Conditioning is actually Weight of that A.C unit..."
People usually argue about it... and prove this with stupid examples that Ton is a unit of weight and like.
The term TON is actually referred to the cooling capacity of that A.C.
Proper definition is:
TON:
The unit of measurement for air conditioning system capacity. One ton of air conditioning removes 12,000 BTU's [British Thermal Unit] of heat energy per hour from a home. Central air conditioners are sized in tons. Residential units usually range from 1 to 5 tons.And
... A "ton" is defined as the cooling capacity of one ton US (2000 pounds or 907 kilograms) of ice melting in a 24-hour period. This is equal to 12,000 BTU per hour, or 3.5 kilowatts. Residential central refrigeration cycle air conditioners can be 1 to 5 tons (3.5 to 17.5 kW).So that's a little piece of knowledge...
:-)
[Ref: http://www.acdoctor.com/air_conditioning/glossary.htm]
[Originally written on June 22, 2005]
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
STRINGS: Live in Concert, at PNCA Islamabad
We were told that the time is around 6pm, but it would be better if we reach there at 7. Since we had to pick some friends around in hurry, we got somewhat late, and on our way, there were those Islamabad Police checking random cars. Hard Luck!!! There, they asked for our IDs, and then the papers of the car, which we forgot at home. And there that police started behaving in a typical way, discreetly asking for some "favor". We are in fact not in any mood to give some cash to them. "Hamaray liye phir Aap kia kar saktay hain?!"
Since we told them that we are going to a music concert and we already spent Rs.2500 on tickets, which we actually did, and that made them think that if these guys can spend this much on that event, they sure can do something for us. So they just started beating about the bush and wasted our time with very useless inquiries because we told them we're getting late. Their topics ranged from having a war with India, the importance of learning Kalma by heart, style of beard, nature of jobs of the father, people calling fake references when they're caught by police, etc. Anyways, they finally released us after around wasting our 30 minutes on the road. Then we rushed to the venue cursing those policemen, ran inside, and here's what we saw...
Hall was nicely decorated, sponsored by Warid Glow written in a large size on the backdrop, and there were that Bilal and Faisal, collectively known as Strings performing "Sar kiye ye pahaar". We joined the crowd and started enjoying the show. Then came Anjaane, then another song I wasn't familiar of but it sounded something like Alvida.
Since they were late in starting that event, and the hall management wanted then to finish at 9 pm, so it was really hard for them to perform even more songs. Faisal told us that management is pushing them to end this at 9, while we only had 5 minutes to 9 that time. Faisal said they'll perform 4 more songs, but they were able to sing only 2 after that.
Duur was beautifully performed. Crowd enjoyed and sang with them. Then the final song was "Hai koi hum jesa". It was indeed the best song of the show. Crowd enjoyed it like hell, and everyone sang that catching phrase "Ay O Ay O Ay O Aa... Aa Ri Aari Aari O...". It was a really beautiful performance.
Band members were looking quite cool. They are in fact such nice and decent chaps, and this is the first time I was seeing them. The crowd was an organized one, and most of the people seems like from NUST. This even was organized by some Marketing Group of NUST students known as
Overall, it was a beautiful performance, although we wanted to enjoy it for some more time.
Monday, April 05, 2010
Poor Mars - Poor Earth...!!!
See what's been shared through internet:
!!!!!! NO ONE ALIVE TODAY, WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN !!!!
The Red Planet (MARS) is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history.
The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.
The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. By August 27, Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot.
At the beginning of August it will rise in the East at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. by the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
Mars is going to be a second moon of earth for a day.So you can see the style of writing, especially those points I did in BOLD.
Some technical details and mathematical figures are enouogh to make it look real... and people thought it's true and they spreaded it all over... Because "There's no harm in spreading it"
That's why we should at least try to get something from any valid source. No Space Website, No T.V Channel said that... but FWD emails said that.
Anyway, then this specified date came and nothing happened, no one bothered to look for that "One in a life time sight" either...
I received this very email for consecutive 2 years...
"Giant Mars rumour is an internet hoax
Boffins amazed that people can be that dumb" *
*[http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=25788]
Yes, WE ARE DUMB, while talking about Spam eMails...
Those email guys should remove the "Forward" feature from their email systems...
[Originally written on Aug 30, 2005]
Friday, April 02, 2010
Google is now into Animals... Zoogle, maybe...
Translate your pet's speech into English on the go...
Really Amazing application for android!!!
Just visit the official page to get the application for your phone:
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/
with their ever unique and creative
April Fools joke...
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Ricky Martin is... Umm... Not Straight...
Well, after this news, many fans are not feeling much happy and comfortable, and I'm still unable to find the exact reason of their disapproval...
To me, if there's some singer, and we like to enjoy his music, we should remain concerned with his music only. Personal life of any artist is separate from his Arts or Public Life. An opera singer can still sing in her high notes even if she's been divorced twice. An architect can design fascinating buildings even if he cheats his wife. Michael Jackson kept entertaining the audience with his wonderful performances even when he was accused and humiliated quite a lot of times by press.
We must only be concerned about these personal things of others when:
- Their Arts, or any kind of work, preach others and ask everyone to follow their personal life. If some singer is gay, it's his personal life. But if he asks everyone to be gay, in his song, then you have got a reason not to like him, if you're not comfortable with this.
- You have a very direct concern with that person, like if you are the wife of Tiger Woods, and you come to know that he has an affair with another girl. If you are just a Golf fan, then don't worry if he's dating another girl. He's not marrying you anyway...
"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't."
Monday, March 29, 2010
Push me... Please!!!
They said, 'We are afraid'.
'Come to the edge', he said.
They came,
He pushed.
He pushed them....
And they flew.
- Guillaume Apollinaire
This is one of the finest lines I've ever read. I really like the theme behind this. Sometimes. We are not aware of the things we can do until someone make us do that.
Yes, I have Wings... I have Energy... I just Need a Push!!!
[This post originally written on Sept 30, 2005]
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Prophet Muhammad, Chakwal City, and Prophet Musa
Before you proceed, you may like to watch the video clip of that so-called "Miracle". See below:
Now, the condition of Muslim community, especially in Asian sub-continent is at its worst. If someone says that the name of Prophet or God is on so and so tree, they'll make that tree sacred, they will start praying there and all that useless activities. Our culture is now full of the names of God or Prophet on Trees, Clouds, Moon, on fruits, leaves, stones, Chapati, etc. Those things become sacred for them. They take it as a "Proof" that their religion is the true religion. Just a simple question for them: If suppose, they see the name of "Ram", the God of Hinduism, written on some of the fruit, would they start worshipping him leaving their own religion Islam?
The Translation used in this article is taken from:
Asia Book Corp of America
157th St. Flushing, NY 11355, USA
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Pleasure and the tongue
While they were eating, the disciple said:
'Wise master, since everything you do has a meaning, perhaps your sharing this melon with me is a sign that you have something to teach me.'
The master continued eating in silence.
'Your silence obviously conceals a question,' the disciple insisted, 'and it must be this: does the pleasure I am experiencing in eating this delicious fruit reside in the melon or in my tongue?'
The master said nothing. The disciple went on excitedly:
'And since everything in life has meaning, I think I am close to finding the answer to that question: the pleasure is an act of love and interdependence between us, because without the melon there would be no object of pleasure and without my tongue...'
'That's enough!' said the master. 'The real fools are those who think themselves terribly intelligent and spend all their time trying to interpret everything. The melon is delicious, and that's enough, now let me eat in peace!'
- Paulo Coelho, "Stories for Parents, Children and Grandchildren - Volume 1"
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Life about Today... And Everyday...
[Photo: Fox's Fruit candies over MacBook]
Relationships, Cars and Butterflies...
It's mid March––Spring. I just spotted a white butterfly, the first of this season. It was weary and must be looking for some place to lay eggs before it dies. They are beautiful creatures, who're never even able to see their babies growing during their lives. They propagate just for us. They have a short life, but they spread the beauty and color all around. We like them, but they are not important at all. For us, cars are more important...
[Photo: A car Hasnat used to own. Probably some 1970s Honda, in Lahore]
Monday, March 15, 2010
Memories and Music...
It's just a photo, a screenshot, not a memory, but it is a memory. Memories are weird, and quite complicated to explain how some non-physical thing like idea gets stored in a physical thing, like brain, or even in computer's hard disk. But formatting some devices is not easy as frying an egg...
Well, music is all about the proper arrangement of notes and sounds. Just like you have some limited Alphabets but you use them to create so many words, each meaning something specific, and a proper arrangement of these words makes a beautiful piece of writing; similarly, beautiful songs are mere a creative arrangement. Sometimes, songs get stuck in our mind, just like some people.
I haven't even connected the microphone and I feel like I've already drowned in the sound... The Sound of Silence, maybe, although I haven't yet watched that classic Musical movie. Sometimes, we delay few things, sometimes we do them, sometimes we regret, and sometimes, we even forget to regret. After all, it's all about the memory, not melody.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Random thoughts, that can safely be called "Knonie-ism"
This creative mind has constructed such interesting tales... Still in my memory only. I don't know if I'd be able to recall that in the morning... I thought what if I write my random thoughts, just to see the variety my thought pattern offers.
As a kid, I used to think why some other smaller kids eat soil. I tasted it few times but it never attracted me. Although, I used to love gravels a lot... Shiny and with weird patterns. But fish is a kind of stinky thing, and I still can't decide if we should call fish an Animal or a Food...
I know that the hard tube at the end of Shoelace is called Aglet, but I don't think it matters much whether you know it or not. Sometimes, humans have enough time to create names for all these things. Everyone uses it, but perhaps no one even knows or say that name. Perhaps Faith is more important than the name of your Religion.
By the way, raw Fish is an Animal but you can call it Food once it's cooked...
Today, 14th March [or 3/14 if we write it in the American way], is observed as "Pi Day". I don't know if people actually celebrate this day. Today is the birthday of Albert Einstein too. Even if we don't celebrate his B'day, but he surely changed our lives by his theories. Ant is a very small creature, just like Pi [π]. They help us from the background, but we never realize their importance.
You both are almost identical. Those shiny crystal eyes and such fine dark lashes... Perhaps your brains resemble too. You are growing and changing, as everyone does. And as that Holy Book mentioned and later confirmed by Einstein that the Universe is Expanding, and it is! It's his Birthday today, by the way...
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Nasrudin always makes the wrong choice
‘That sounds like good advice,’ replied Nasrudin, ‘but if I chose the larger coin, people would stop offering me money, because they like to believe that I am even more stupid than they are. You’ve no idea how much money I’ve earned using this trick. There’s nothing wrong with looking like a fool if, in fact, you’re being really clever.’
Monday, March 08, 2010
Ali Azmat- Live in BEC, Rawalpindi
Thursday, February 11, 2010
"This is Peace" -- Broken, Hidden, Illegible...
"This is Peace"
Originally uploaded by knonie
We all need Love, Cooperation, Humanity, Trust, Truth...
All of them are fading away
Becoming extinct...
Realize it before it's too late...
Nature never gives a second chance...
Start from your own inner self-- Bring a Revolution!